Traversing the far-from-firm punting footing that is the Europa League qualifying rounds is a game best left to the fearless.
But with no World Cup to satiate our appetite for the beautiful game, what else are we going to do tonight but dabble with danger?
Merely perusing the coupon for tonight’s fixtures is tough enough, let alone knowing who’s pulling trees up in the Estonian second tier.
The news.bwin.com/en/ tipping force are equally flummoxed by the prospect of studying the nether regions of the form charts, so have compiled an accumulator on the thoroughly subjective foundation of teams with funny names.
RNK Split to beat FC Mika @ 4/5
If the hosts’ ability is anywhere near the offensive substandard set by the solo artist and namesake who unashamedly brought us “Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)” then Split should be in for an easy ride.
FK Atlantas to beat Differdange FC 03 @ 6/5
Located deeper inside Davey Jones’ Locker than his threadbare jockstrap, Luxembourg’s finest will struggle to hang on to their 1-0 first-leg advantage when they visit the Lost City of Atlantas tonight.
FC Honka Espoo to beat JK Sillmae Kalev @ 11/25
Don’t be fooled by this delightfully self-deprecating monkier, Honka aren’t as bad as they want us all to think.
Turnovo to beat Chikura Sachkhere @ 7/2
A first-leg slaying has left a sizeable task on the visitors’ hands in Georgia, but they didn’t finish second in the Macedonian league by getting turned over two weeks on the spin.
FC Vaduz to beat FC College Europa @ 1/4
The art of away-leg domination is the lesson being taught by Liechtenstein heavyweights Vaduz when they face off with students still figuring out how to crack the continent’s consolation competition.
Combine all five punts to land a 29/1 payday.